Nonplussed

Today I want to tell you about one of the most stupid words ever: Nonplussed. 
Here is what comes up when you google "Define Nonplussed."


non·plussed  

/nänˈpləst/

Adjective (of a person) Surprised and confused so much that they are unsure how to react. (of a person) Unperturbed.

Synonyms aghast - confused So, Google, what you're telling me is that this word means both surprised AND unperturbed at the same time? Two completely opposite words? Go home, dictionary, you're drunk.